If you go on my Google chrome I become the epitome of a hipster. My main page visited is Tumblr, my chrome theme is pikachu and both my Facebook and Tumblr themes are nebulas. Oh.
Get out.
When your girlfriend burns her hand on dinner, even when she has an oven glove on.
Spent the last two days with my girlfriend.
Dear lord, it was amazing.
So we went out for dinner last night, ending up going for drinks after, THEN ended up going back to her place.
Secret stuff ensued.
Twice…
Then we woke up in the morning.
More secret stuff ensued.
We then spent today eating crappy food, watching lord of the rings, and engaging in more secret stuff….
Discussing religion with a devout christian at work today.
Me - “How do you explain dinosaurs fossils then? Theres no mention of dinosaurs in the bible”
Him - “They were put there by god to test our faith”
Me - “I’m pretty sure you were put here to test my faith dude….”
Christ I could listen to maximum the hormone all fucking day.
I was going down the down escalator in monument metro and some guy flew into me running up it while reading fifty shades of grey?!!!?
“I GOTTA GET HOME AND MASTURBATE”
(Source: stemphotography)
(Source: stemphotography)
The trees don’t know what hit them
