So I have a free house tomorrow and no one to...
I keep getting mistaken for a woman on League of...
Just because I mostly play chick champions and my summoner name is “Cel” doesn’t mean I have a vagina.
Sometimes I forget
That my brother has the razor sharp wit of a turnip. Theres only so many out of context “Thats what she said” and “Says you” comments you can take. Genuinely he doesn’t even use them when they’re relevant.
Where the hell is everyone today?
The amount of people I bumped into from college last night was absolutely insane.
Somebody buy me pulsefire ezreal for my birthday? kthanx
So I may of ended up in corporation last night who knows…
Time to watch Dignitas vs TSM evo in the semi...
I enjoy esports leave me alone.
loudernowrosie replied to your post: loudernowrosie replied to your photo: Evening… I try my best. The name suits you I must admit. I have always liked the name jerry. Well…to the name changing department.
loudernowrosie replied to your photo: Evening bitches Is your name secretly Jerry? Oh rosie you smooth talker. ;D
Dinner is in the oven and everyone is gone.
Time to crack open a hobgoblin and chill.
Mum came home from shopping
And had bought me a new pack of fags, some hobgoblins, and a pizza…. And then we sat and watched old videos of me and her before she married my step dad. Shes being nice. Really nice.
fallingthroughherhair asked: nawman, waterbending is so much cooler - and the sequences flow so much better ;3 NOT THAT I'VE TRIED X_x
If given the choice, I'd love to be a waterbender.
Fire bending is where its at…
After seeing that nine tailed kitsune tattoo i’m genuinely considering getting that done. I love the story and all the artwork. I kind of relate to the kitsune (as douschy as that sounds) And it just looks beautiful.
So mums taking my brother to the cinema tonight and my sister is at my nans. So im’ma be home alone. Which in a way is good as i’ve fancy ales to drink and fags to smoke. Also mums said she’d pay for my tattoo for my birthday so we’re sorted on that front.
Guys my birthday in 4 days and the thing i’m most excited about is the fact that we have a new hoover. What is wrong with me?
Get a text from my mum
“should’ve mentioned, i’m getting my hair done. So i’ll be back later. Sorry to leave you with the dogs so long” Is this the part where I feign interest?
stapledfinger: hedumex reblogged your photo: “Master yourself, master the enemy.” - Lee Sin Did you imagine if Jax was an Energy Champ D: ? MAKE IT STOP. LORD THE HORROR.
I’m ashamed. You’re pathetic. You’re so damn weak. I taught you better than that. I taught you to be strong.
Krysten Ritter is literally the hottest thing i’ve ever seen.
panda-face-mew: Sometimes I feel like I want to talk to people on here but I never know what to say u_u Hello tends to be a good start.
What the actual fuck is with the weather today?
“Oh haii its raining and theres thunder and stuff” *later that day* “AMUN RA HAS SPOKEN MAY THE SUN BEAT DOWN WITH MIGHTY VENGENCE”
oh maoams… where art thou….
HAPPY !"£$%^& CAPS LOCK DAYY UNLEASH THE FURY...
I want sweets. I want to sit and stuff my face with a shit tonne of fucking sweets. Sweets.
Its got to that time of year
Where everyones getting back from their “lads/girls holiday” and all the wonderful pictures of them drunk as fuck and half naked go up on facebook. I really don’t see the point in holidays away to magaluf and places like that. It always seems like an excuse to go get hammered off your face and catch an sti. Save yourself the money and the embarrassment.
I tell myself that I can sleep for as long as I...
myeyeswillneverclose: So my body decides to wake me up at 8am….
gr0ssadler: come my lady come come my lady you’re my butterfly sugar BABY
Been doing so much shit today that I haven’t played a single DOTA match despite getting it like 5 hours ago.
fallingthroughherhair asked: a star? I am well jel
Just remembered I have a star named after me. U jelly? I would be jelly.
Guys I just want to re-iterate
A DOTA 2 BETA KEY I AM SO HAPPY
My best friend adam bought me a DOTA 2 beta key...
I could actually fucking cry right now.
Night night tumblrites