Just to clarify.
Weird night. Weird life.
Hi I'm Adam
And I live off packet ramen and the hope that someday soon I’ll actually be happy.
Let the pain begin
Another day, another sin.
My mood is low.
This is what happens when I do badly at video games. It fucks me off. Royally.
My voice is still hoarse from friday night.
This is what happens when corp plays Sugar by S.O.A.D and i’m forced, FORCED I TELL YOU, to stand up on a box and scream the words.
I love them. I just want to put on a suit made of rusty nails and hug them all.
Job center fucked up my allowance claim.
Great. Just fucking great.
Upon my podium, as the
Know it all scholar Down in my seat of judgement Gavel’s bang. uphold the law Up on my soapbox, a leader Out to change the world Down in my pulpit as the holler Than-thou-could-be-messenger of god
I've decided i'm going to write another sitcom.
After my last one was such a flop.
Bring on your armies and your gods, I’ll kill them one by one, It’s all a game and just the same, I’m only having fun. Behind a water curtain, Sitting on my mighty throne, A child of Heaven and of Earth, The great sage born of stone.
Has anyone seen The Money Shop advert?
Theres a man screaming at a petrol station pump. Physical, high pitched, fearful screams. What is this I don’t even…
I've had such a busy day.
Also, why does everyone I know seem to be dying their hair on the same day? Is there something i’m unaware of about today?
Need an ark two save two of every animal?
I Noah guy.
Seems like now.
Is as good a time as any to watch pretty woman. I’ve never seen it before so I want to be able to criticise is with experience.
A changed man.
I want rice. Curry. Give me curry. Or just food in general.
This whisky smile.
Today was difficult. From start to finish.
depressionista: wait, that’s what Adele’s speaking voice is? my whole world has been thrown into disarray. that 2 minutes of signing I tolerated before didn’t suggest she was a right ol’ cockney burd at all.
fuckingickyricky: stemthetide replied to your post: Kate’s convinced me to give up sex/wanking for lent. FUCK THAT That’s the point, I can’t. Scoffscoffscoff. Well played.
Sneezes are awesome.
fallingthroughherhair asked: DRUNK BOOOIIII …i'm jelly, wish I was drunk...
Actually can't stop listening to alter bridge.
They’re the remnants of Creed. Listen to them. Fuck me they’re amazing.
I may or may not be drunk...
5 pints in an hour and a half what do you want from me?
Fuck you guys. I'm off to the pub.
Anonymous asked: pics or it didn't happen.
Anonymous asked: get nekkid ;)
I hope that link isn't an actual porn site.
That would be embarrassing.
fallingthroughherhair asked: silly Adam. I look forward to seeing you on some strange porn site in the near future ;)
Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.
Anonymous asked: go kiss sum penor.
Anonymous asked: favourite position?