Off to see the fast and the furious 5 tonight.
There are two possible outcomes of this movie.
Its a pile of wank.
Its amazing.
I’m heading towards the latter, as I am a Fast and Furious fanboy.
April 2011
In bed.
Laptop on my lap.
Tangtastic Haribo in my hand.
Friends on the t.v.
Writers block in my head.
Right okay. Shut up and listen.
GatheringMagic.com got back to me after I emailed them about the fact that I write MTG articles.
They said if I write something and its good enough, they’ll feature it as a guest piece, pay me for it, and if its really good / if I do more, take me on as a staff writer.
Now what do I write about?
I know most of you don’t play MTG and ergo have no clue, but its a genuine dilemma, what do I write?
So I have a job now and stuff.
Thats cool.
Right?
- Sir Ian McKellen: How do I act so well? What I do is... I pretend to be the person I'm portraying in the film or play.
- Andy Millman: ...yeah.
- Ian: You're confused.
- Andy: No.
- Ian: It's very simple. Case in point: Lord of the Rings. Peter Jackson comes from New Zealand, says to me, 'Sir Ian, I want you to be Gandalf the wizard'. And I said to him 'You are aware that I am not really a wizard?'. And he said 'Yes I am aware of that, what I want you to do is to use your acting skills to portray the wizard for the duration of the film'. So I said okay, and I said to myself 'Mmm, how would I do that?' and this is what I did; I imagined what it would be like to be a wizard, and then I pretended, and acted in that way on the day.
- Andy: Yeah.
- Ian: And how did I know what to say? *whispers* The words were written down for me in a script. How did I know where to stand? People told me. If we were to draw a graph of my process, of my method, it would be something like this: 'Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, wizard - YOU SHALL NOT PASS! Cut, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian.
I'm back.
After having an amazing time up north.
Perhaps I shall rant about it later.
Smile.
Its not that hard to do.
The things you worked so hard to own.
Will end up owning you.
rahrahrahweregoingtosmashtheoiks replied to your post:I’m going away tommorow. theres been a massive volcano erruption. everyones dead :(
SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I LEAVE
I've just looked through Dad and Christine's wedding photos.
Is it bad that I sat there and just picked out the faults in what the photographer did?
Considering the fact that she’s supposed to be an award winning photographer, its a bit ridiculous that I could point out things she’d done wrong.
I mean, down to Photographers shadow.
That’s one of the first things they teach you for christ sake.
On top of that, some pictures were barely focused properly, and she’d not really made any effort photoshop wise.
I don’t expect you to sit and shop EVERY photo.
But some photos could have easily been fixed in 20 minutes if she’d put the effort in.
I'm going away tommorow.
I’m off back to Sheffield for a few days.
See Meg, maybe see some friends.
Go visit my brother and my sister.
Its going to be strange, very strange.
It’ll be the first time i’m back since I was thrown out.
I wonder what life is like up there now.
How are you?
Oh hey anon. S’going on?
I’m…up and down.
As I always am.
Oh fuck off.
Why isn’t pirate bay working?
YOU SON OF A BITCH I WANT TO PLAY DIABLO
I've not said a word all day.
This isn’t purposeful.
I’ve just got nobody to talk to.
Not even myself apparently.
hey who knows i might kiss a guy that knows mcfly and gives me bad luck
…. .. …. ……….. .
Is it bad that I got this reference?
no man it means that you appreciate that it’s an all round great film, right?
No.
Just no.
hey who knows i might kiss a guy that knows mcfly and gives me bad luck
…. .. …. ……….. .
Is it bad that I got this reference?
Someone give me 90 quid for the denim jacket i want?
Ill repay you with sex?
meh, I’ll go without the sex…
Well that’d be a first.
OOOOOH DAMN
So i get 90 quid for nothing?!?!
Adam, I’m still having sex with you
Surely I should get 90 quid for nothing?
And are you jack.
Well that wouldn’t be a first.
OOOOOH DAMN
Back from being an MI5 agent for the day.
