I should put my headphones in.
I don’t think Dad and Christine have the same appreciation for Cannibal Corpse and Annotations of an Autopsy as I do.
And i'd travel with coals underfoot.
Like Dante through hell.
Solution? Death metal.
Shouting Kate is now a thing, I think.
fuckingickyricky: boxersandbras: Add it to March of the fucking turtles. I shall! You’re welcome.
Stem's Reviews; Borderlands.
Borderlands has been out just over a year now, but with no sign of a sequel. So why did I choose to do a review like this? Will, turns out borderlands is an amazing game with plenty of DLC to go around, on top of an absolutely huge storyline that comes as is. Borderlands is one of those wonderous games that manages to mix gaming genres oh so well, to the point where you do wonder what they were...
Port. I need port.
Why isn’t there any port in this house.
8 Track - Sex sells →
Another spotify 8 Track. This time we’re talking Sex Driven techno. Enjoy.
Do yourself a favour. Listen to Fuck the pain away by Peaches.
Work. Play fire emblem. Masturbate. Sleep. Lifes hardest decisions. (I don’t usually talk about masturbation so openly)
This life has turned out nothing like I planned.
-truecolours: Today seems horribly similar to yesterday.
Anonymous asked: The best thing about sex for you?
jackroeshow-deactivated20120115 asked: Hey man, not spoke to you for bare timez innit! Just saw your post about an interview for aircraft engineering? Best of luck G!
Loads of love, J-Dizzle
Loads of love, J-Dizzle
To further your tuesday experience. Ask me... →
touristfashion replied to your photo: Also, in the spirit of tuesday. Lesbo. Go have sex with a man. OH WAIT YOU CAN’T YEAH I SAID IT
Things that i'll probably do this week.
A Borderlands review. A triple review covering Fire emblem. Fire emblem the sacred stones and fire emblem the sword of seals. Talk about video game addiction. And go to that interview on thursday to be an apprenticeship in aircraft engineering FUCK YEAH. Masturbate.
Just woke up...
Start doing constructive things? Or carry on playing Fire Emblem? I wasn’t feeling constructive anyway.
Oh the sun.
I had a summer day today. Me, Eran and letty. In the park. Chatting away. I quite like life at the minute.
i'm going to miss two and a half men without...
ilikethatb0ulder-: boo hoo They’re bothering to carry it on without him?
Did I ever finish my Borderlands review?
Is that something you’d want to read? I just found it in my drafts, un-finished.
"Do you know all the people in your photos?"
I don’t know all of them… But they all meant something to me. At one time or another.
There's a pigeon on an antenna next to the flat..
whatsthatwarraz: Like, it’s been there for hours, just sitting. Now it’s staring at me through the window. Seriously. What have I done? He gon’ kick yo’ ass
Listening to the yogpod.
Which is a podcast for those who are unaware. It makes me wonder, all the hilarious conversations i’ve had with friends playing xbox… imagine the money I could’ve made if i’d recorded them.
depressionista: stemthetide: depressionista: Recommend me some music you slippery whores. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0 I’m going to break your legs into oblivion http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw
depressionista: Recommend me some music you slippery whores. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
Anonymous asked: post a pic of you? :)
Getting out the shower and sitting in my towel for...
ilikethatb0ulder-: Am I the only one or? Too often have I found myself sat on tumblr, fresh out of the shower, wearing nothing but a towel.
I made friends.
I find it entertaining that when you find your way into a new social group, you can clearly see what everybody’s role in the group is. Everyone has this co-dependency, and perhaps the only way you’ll fit in is by becoming the new string in this web of co-dependent behaviour. Their names are Eran, Matthew, Amy and Lucy. The latter of the two being twins. A set of twins on their own...
The problem is
When you’re in a situation like mine, you tend to resort to drastic measures. You seek refuge where you know you shouldn’t. You want advice from the people you shouldn’t seek it from.
Talk to jesus christ as if he knows the reasons...
And she walked into the babies room, Knowing what she would do. Leaves me in absolute horror. She pressed her hands to his lips, and gave it one last kiss, And sang some tune that went…
8 Track - "Bleeding ears, Murphy?" →
Another one of my mood playlists. As usual you need spotify, listen to it in order. 10 Points to anyone who can note the hidden reference.
WAIT JUST A FUCKING MINUTE
The awkward dancing girls name is Benni Cinkle? BENNI CINKLE? BENNI CINKLE
I'm off to see my uncle.
Going to spend the night with him my aunt in law martina and my cousin mark. I will proceed to drown my sorrows in beer and curry. Envy me at will.
Advice for an MTG player; Just starting out.
My advice for anybody who wanted to begin playing MTG, was firstly, to have an initial budget, and an initial goal. If you want to play casually with some friends, and you don’t have a lot of money to spend. Then I would suggest buying a preconstructed deck from your local MTG stocklist. Or better still, go onto ebay and buy somebody elses cheap, old collection. The hardest thing when...
bl00dbl00d-deactivated20110821- asked: How much has MTG changed since 2005. Not played since then as my brother moved away and such.
Magic: the Gathering. Brief thoughts.
As a few of you may know, I’m an MTG player. And I’m certainly not a professional, but I like to think that given the materials provided, I’m an above average player. I know how to construct a fairly competitive deck, I know what limitations certain cards have and what strengths they have. And i’ve always thought that I’m an able tactician when it came to games like...
I forgot that I can actual speak in an...
All this time posing as an elitist hipster ass has done me no favours.
8 Track - Life's Bitch →
I started making playlsits not long a go. Short 8 Tracks for my various moods. Heres todays. Entitled “Life’s Bitch”. A. You need spotify to listen to it. B. Listen to it with shuffle off.
This song. →
This song is called Rapture by a band called Hurt, I’ve linked the acoustic version. The song tells the tragic story of a man who was in a relationship with a born again christian. They had a child out of wedlock, and being a born again christian, the mans girlfriend believed the child to be sinful. Taking this into account she suffocated, believing that it was okay because when the rapture...
This is your life in pieces.
Here is a run down of the past 3 weeks. My step dad decided to kick the shit out of me, as he often does. My mum packed up my room and kicked me out of my house. My dad came and picked me up. Whilst living with him i’ve had to look for a job. I’ve obviously quit college because I can’t carry on my courses down here. I don’t have any friends down here. So...
Tumblr you're such a shit head.
The one time I have things to say and you’re crashing. Why am I acting surprised? This is half the reason I barely use this crap anymore.