I should use tumblr to rant more about how awesome...
She likes lord of the rings. She watches proffesional LoL tournaments with me. Shes an amazing cook. Shes thoughtful. She puts up with my retarded sense of humour. And shes kind of hot… Okay very hot. These things.
Wicked, temptress Knows how to please
skarvika: masturb88ting: does getting a septum piercing hurt? it hurts the people that care about you
if you dont laugh at my jokes then i will
Let the sky fall.
iliketowritewords: Anyone who signs their name like this: (¯`v´¯) .`·.¸.·´ ¸.·´¸.·´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·´ .·´ ¸¸.·¨¯`Megan And is over the age of five. Assess your life.
And I. I would. Wish it. All away. If I. Thought i’d. Lose you. Just one day.
My hands have taught me terrible things. His hands have set me free.
Theres a lot going on in my life at the minute.
Hence why i’ve not been using tumblr. Sorry followers. But as a quick update, work is good, old friends are starting to come back to me, which is strange. And I started writing a new comedy called “Warehouse”. Which, you guessed it, is about people in the warehousing environment. I might share parts of it at some point.
It’s not like you’ve killed someone. It’s not like you drove, a spiteful spear into his side. Praise the one who left you broken down and paralysed. He did it all for you.
Also my girlfriend now has tumblr so god dommit she can see my thoughts.
whatsthatwarraz replied to your post: You still seem so very angry. Bitter. Cheer up!… Cider > Bitter I have never agreed with you more on anything ever in the history of ever.
That I’ll update you all on whats going on in my life, soon. However right now I’m too busy having a social life and a girlfriend and oh lord internet I miss you. I’ll be back soon bby I promise.
You still seem so very angry. Bitter. Cheer up! Life is fantastic!
thecrystalmaze: People need to stop shooting their gun off willy nilly. AIM AND KILL. DON’T WASTE BULLETS MAN.
I probably should've posted something in the last...
Work haven't paid me.
Despite them stating several times that I was to be paid, today. So i’ve rang up and said I can’t come in. The entire house is skint, and obviously, assuming I was being paid today, that wasn’t an issue. So, now, no money. So I can’t make it in to work and I’m forced to stay at home. Which is genuinely worst case scenario, as I fucking hate being at home. And the...
Not looking forward to going back to work...
anowlcalledfox: If you go on my Google chrome I become the epitome of a hipster. My main page visited is Tumblr, my chrome theme is pikachu and both my Facebook and Tumblr themes are nebulas. Oh. Get out.
Apparently leeds fest has been on or something?
Spent the last two days with my girlfriend.
Dear lord, it was amazing. So we went out for dinner last night, ending up going for drinks after, THEN ended up going back to her place. Secret stuff ensued. Twice… Then we woke up in the morning. More secret stuff ensued. We then spent today eating crappy food, watching lord of the rings, and engaging in more secret stuff….
Discussing religion with a devout christian at...
Me - “How do you explain dinosaurs fossils then? Theres no mention of dinosaurs in the bible” Him - “They were put there by god to test our faith” Me - “I’m pretty sure you were put here to test my faith dude….”
Christ I could listen to maximum the hormone all fucking day.
gr0ssadler: I was going down the down escalator in monument metro and some guy flew into me running up it while reading fifty shades of grey?!!!? “I GOTTA GET HOME AND MASTURBATE”
On the bright side
Going to dinner on saturday night with Holly. Then we’re having movie day at her house. I might end up staying over, seeing as its bank holiday monday. Who knows.
Work is stressing me the fuck out.
And I think its having adverse effects on my health. Today I had a period of a few hours where I couldn’t stop my hands from shaking. I’ve no idea why.
I'm not feeling good.
I can’t stop my arms from shaking. Holly is coming to check up on me for an hour. She’s so kind.
After all this time, you’re suddenly interested again. You’re suddenly emotional about everything that has happened. Well fuck you. You moved on long ago. Now so can I.
Went and got coffee with holly after work.
This is all very grown up and strange. It’s fantastic. We were discussing how we can’t wait until she moves into her flat in Sheffield. Then we can just go to hers after work all the time.
How you change your tone as soon as I stop moping around about you. Pathetic.
So….I have a girlfriend now. That’s a thing.
To give into temptation.
I'm not feeling very good in myself today.
That’s probably where the overwhelming Desire to call a drug dealer is coming from. But that’s life. Slushie girl wants us to be exclusive proper relationship stuff and I’m just not sure what to so with that. I’ve suddenly developed commitment issues.
I really need to get high soon.